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(Source: pharaohthoth)

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

(via earthdad)

communistbakery:

if you were a flower
you’d be a damnnnndelion

(via corroborative)

go-go-gadgetpenis:

If you don’t like Bob’s Burgers, I don’t like you.

(via jahxjah)